Patrick Wooden
Porno Pete’s Wishful Thinking Also Delusional
I cannot count the number of parents I’ve talked to over the course of my life who have said something to the effect of, “I’d
Porno Pete Worried About Sanctity of Gay Bashing
This quote, from Porno Pete, talking to his new non-husband Patrick Wooden again, is refreshing in its honesty: Wooden: If you want to get knocked
Alvin McEwen Explains A Few Things to Porno Pete
I think this speaks for itself. Alvin sent this to Peter LaBarbera, in regards to Peter’s newfound obsession with that weird Patrick Wooden rent-a-pastor, as
Porno Pete, The Pastor Who Talks About iPhones in Butts and an “Ex-Gay” Walk Into A Bar…
Porno Pete had another one of his fireside chats with Patrick Wooden, the man who has made a national joke of himself in the past
Pam Spaulding Needs Dude To Rock Her World, For Jesus, Says Wingnut Pastor Patrick Wooden
And maybe if I met the right woman… Patrick Wooden has quickly become one of the weirdest, funniest wingnuts on record, ever since Porno Pete
Patrick Wooden Explains How Anal Sex Is Terrible For Gays, But Not Straights
I can’t even deal with this interview Michelangelo Signorile did with anally-fixated North Carolina pastor Patrick Wooden, much less figure out what parts to excerpt
Something New and Different: Porno Pete Whining
Responding to the fact that corporations in Washington state, large and small, are lining up to support the law legalizing marriage equality in that state
Porno Pete Goes To SPLC For Whining Purposes, Brings Friends
So this happened today, apparently. Porno Pete brought all his worldly friends together to go down to the SPLC and cry: A coalition of African
