Bryan Fischer has figured us out, you guys. We had a nice run there, with the Mormon church deflecting attention from itself by bankrolling Proposition 8, and with the gay community in California being so willing to give up equal marriage benefits, just so that we could complete our secret, mutual plan to bring back plural marriage. But then Bryan Fischer came along, this completely sane man who is in no way a bedwetting yokel, and he put two and two together (it’ll be two and nine or twenty-five or however many you want when the Mormons and us are done!) and revealed the great gay-Mormon conspiracy. Bryan admits that he has no evidence, but when you have instincts like these, folks:
Somebody, pat his head for a job well done.
[h/t The Advocate]