Rick Santorum,the fourth-place finisher in Saturday’s Straw Poll, took on new competitor Rick Perry over the Texas governor’s initial reaction to New York’s law legalizing gay marriage. Perry, a supporter of state’s rights, said he had “no problem” with New Yorkers deciding their own laws, then later Perry said he favored an amendment to the U.S. constitution to ban gay marriage.
“We have people who say, ‘States have the right to pass gay marriage,’” Santorum said last night in Waterloo. “I say, ‘No they do not because they do not have the right to do wrong.’”
And who decides what’s “wrong”? The Frothy Mix apparently.
Then he held up a foam swimming pool noodle and an empty bag of pork rinds and explained that, due to those two things being different, god really, really hates the gays.