You heard it here first! Wayne Besen, according to the satirical website Christwire.org in a longer piece about a gay civil war I was not aware of, between Twinks and Bears, is a Notable Bear:
Bears tend to live in small domestic settings in the outlying districts of major urban centers. They can also be found in rural areas wherever there is a concentration of antique stores and open bodies of water. Upstate New York and New England are two common locales for their habitats.
These types find employment in the managerial levels of companies. They are often chartered accountants, marketing analysts, journalists and even firemen. Because of their property ownership and higher income levels, they gravitate towards quiet forms of political activism most notably in groups such as HRC, GLAAD and the Empire State Pride Agenda. They are not as subversive as their twink peers and vote democrat in great numbers. Their greatest issues are so-called homosexual marriage, adoption and immigration which they argue about endlessly on Joe Jervis’s website, as well as Bearotic and Deaf Woof Barks. Notable icons in this group are Wayne Besen, leader of the boorish brigade “Truth Wins Out,” gossip columnist Michael Musto (grandmother of the “Queen Bear” movement), and lusty legislator Barney Frank of Massachusetts.
What say you, Wayne? You don’t even have facial hair and your face is still pretty boyish. I don’t think ChristWire even knows what a bear is.