Last month, the world sport of football (known in the United States as “soccer”) announced that it is gay.
Here’s the official press announcement:
Did Exodus spokesman Randy Thomas get the message? Perhaps not.
Like many ex-gay” activists, Thomas declares that gay people aren’t “masculine.”
But then there are times like this week, when he spins his readers around and dishes ad nauseam about the wondrously macho spitting and drama-queen theatrics of soccer.
I can understand Thomas’ love of teen-girl dishing: He has worn the aura of Marc St. James in “Ugly Betty” for as long as I’ve known him.
But spitting? Has Thomas been watching some gay porn that I should know about?