Dammit, the only index we need is the penis index! One adult penis per household—no more, no less—that’ all you need to know.
Heh. I wish wingnuts would start using phrases that more accurately describe their worldview, like “the penis index,” and likewise drop stupid meaningless phrases they use which are the exact opposite of their worldview, like “pro-family” and “pro-life.”
Never gonna happen, because they’re not honest people, but it’s nice to dream.